少兒英語幽默故事

 　　英語教學(xué)是指對于英語是或者不是第一語言的人進(jìn)行教授英語的過程。以下是小編整理的我的小學(xué)英語教學(xué)故事的內(nèi)容，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語幽默故事：總感到口渴

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　一個(gè)男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　英語幽默故事：他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外 遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。

　　英語幽默故事：新發(fā)現(xiàn)

　　A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young

　　model stepped off the elevator.

　　Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"

　　一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

　　鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來!”

　　英語幽默故事：請幫個(gè)忙

　　The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls, and at one point he stopped and looked at me . "Would you do me a favor and flip back a few pages when someone comes in? That way it won't look as if you've been here all day."

　　我把車拖去修理，機(jī)械師很忙。所以我就坐在接待室，拿出我隨身帶來的書讀，機(jī)械師出出進(jìn)進(jìn)地打招呼。有一次，他停下來看了看我說：“你能幫我個(gè)忙嗎?有人進(jìn)來時(shí)，把書翻回幾頁行嗎?那樣的話，就不會看上去你在這兒呆了一整天了。”

　　英語幽默故事：兩只鳥

　　eacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　英語幽默故事：海軍軍官候補(bǔ)生

　　One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"

　　"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.

　　The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"

　　My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"

　　我們在美國海軍學(xué)院軍官候補(bǔ)生中有一個(gè)同伴，他的學(xué)業(yè)很差。他到連隊(duì)軍官那兒尋求安慰。“你的成績糟透了，”軍官責(zé)備他說，“是否你的學(xué)習(xí)中存在什么問題?”

　　“沒有哇，先生，”候補(bǔ)生回答說，“我搞不清楚是什么問題。我讀我的筆記，上課從不遲到。甚至上課從不講話，但不知怎么搞的，教授們好像都不喜歡我。”

　　軍官向后一靠，想了想。然后問道：“你睡眠充足嗎?”

　　我同學(xué)回答說：“先生，你說的是夜里還是課堂上?”